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+#!/bin/bash
+
+# uncomment to test
+#exit 0
+
+# this is complex, we use cron to run stuff, but if cron fails, no script gets
+# an update, BUT, as prometheus is just looking at the last state of the file,
+# it would see the last values and think they are 'current'.
+#
+# SO, lets date 'stamp' when we ran this, rather than give a boolean, because if
+# its running this will update the date, if not, it wont anyway :)
+
+# tell kuma so we don't get an alert (and use no DNS, no internet)
+curl 'http://mara.ddp.net:3001/api/push/VPFRqXRjvq?status=up&msg=OK'